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Trump Ends New Blog After Only 29 Days Due to Dismal Readership Numbers


Trump Ends New Blog After Only 29 Days Due to Dismal Readership Numbers:
  Former President Donald Trump’s blog, celebrated by advisers and followers as a “beacon of freedom” that would keep him relevant in an online world he once dominated, has now bit the dust after just  29 days due to meager participation

Gee, you mean his new blog is gone already?  Why, I didn’t even get much of a chance to take a look at it.  I’m sure it was very insightful.  After all, most of us remember how well his words were able to “incite” folks on January 6th.  Wonder what his blog was called anyway - “Tweets, Turds, and Lies - Direct from the Golden Crapper?”  I mean, “a Beacon of Freedom?”  Hell, more like “The Bacon of Dumb?”  


Anyway, I think the lesson to be learned here is that when you start a blog, it’s probably a good idea to first confirm that your followers can actually read.  I mean, his devoted army of half-wits are only there to serve as “bobbleheads” at his rallies.  They don’t really wanna go to some blogging site, where they have to ponder “a big bunch of words and stuff.”

  

That said, I suspect if Trump’s blog posts had been simultaneously published in its native Russian language which it was originally written, it might have gotten a helluva lot more readers.  Either that, or simply post a few of those tax returns he promised us ages ago, and you'd instantly see readership go through the roof.  


The bottom line here is, I guess there just wasn’t all that much interest in rehashing all of Trump’s old rants about being “reinstated” in August.  The delusional moron apparently thinks he’s Napoleon.  Now, the only question remaining is, just how long will it actually take for Republicans to shift all the blame for Trump’s blog failure - to the “cancel culture.”


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