Fox News Hosts Discuss Prohibiting Childless People From Voting

On their weekend show, Fox & Friends hosts Will Cain, Pete Hegseth, and Rachel Campos-Duffy promoted an idea which has is being floated by Ohio Republican Senate candidate J.D. Vance, that "childless" Americans should not be allowed to participate in society by voting, because the "childless left" has no real stake in America.

In discussing the controversial issue, the Fox hosts labeled the proposal - an “interesting idea.” No kidding? Seems like Fox has been into quite a few “interesting ideas” over the years, such as two failed Middle East wars, labeling the coronavirus a hoax, fear-mongering about vaccinations, supporting an insurrection, and ending all regulations for the thieves on Wall Street.

Anyway, if this “only people with children should vote” logic is correct, shouldn’t we then be giving the biggest vote to our dogs, cats, and (especially) pet rabbits? After all, they tend to have really large families. Fact is, I’d definitely trust them as a voting block - more than any Trump supporters. Personally, I have a cat and no children - but we’ve both been vaccinated. That’s more than I can say for most Republicans.

Frankly, one has to wonder how there can even be any liberal voters at all, since according to Republicans, liberals have been aborting all their babies since 1973’s Roe vs Wade decision. Also, if childless people shouldn’t vote, then what happens to Trump-loving folks like Lindsey Graham, Madison Cawthorn, or Matt Gaetz? Ironically, I initially thought Matt Gaetz did have children, but then I realized - those were just some of his dates.

Johnny Robish Comedy

Comments

Trump Takes to Truth Social to Spread ‘Roomer’ About Ron DeSantis

Former president Donald Trump just shared some juicy gossip about Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on his Truth Social platform. Trump posted, “Roomer (sic) are (sic) strong in political circles that Ron DeSanctimonious, whose Presidential run is a shambles, and whose poll numbers have absolutely crashed, putting him 3rd and 4th in some states, will be dropping out of the Presidential race in order to run, in Florida, against Rick Scott for Senate. Now that’s an interesting one, isn’t it?” Gee, Donald Trump spreading “roomers?” Say it ain’t so! Now, me thinks perhaps that prestigious Wharton School of Business Trump attended might want to consider adding some basic 3rd-grade spelling classes to its curriculum. Apparently, Trump is stalled at that level of language development where he is still spelling words phonetically. Why his poor spelling makes him look like a real “looser.” Frankly, I’m not sure its a wise choice for Republicans to choose ...

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal: Former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has stirred some controversy with medical professionals by claiming that the risk of death from coronavirus is very “minimal,” but “sin is 100% lethal. Oh, really Mike? Then how about showing me a death certificate which lists “sin” as the primary cause of death. Of course, the fact is, sin couldn’t be 100% lethal, or a guy like me wouldn’t even be alive to write this. On the other hand, maybe you’re on to something Mike - and sin really is lethal, and I secretly used a “ghostwriter” to write this joke. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

Trump Ordered by Jury to Pay E. Jean Carroll $83 Million

In his second trial in less than a year on the matter, a civil jury in Manhattan took only three hours to decide that disgraced former President Trump must pay $83.3 million in punitive and compensatory damages to rape victim and writer E. Jean Carroll in a drama that began in the dressing room of a New York City department store back in 1995. Gee whiz, $83 million? Seems it turns out that even “when you're a star, they don't always let you do it.” Anyway, so the Orange God used his big fat mouth to talk his way out of a $5 million judgment - and right into an $83 million judgment. Now, that really takes some skill! Talk about “The Art of the Deal!” I’m totally impressed. Why, its almost as if Mr. Trump and his militant, useless attorney don’t fully comprehend the basic point of “punitive damages.” I mean, at this point, Trump defames Ms. Carroll so frequently, she’s almost gonna need to put up an electronic signboard to alert the court abo...

You've Got to Be Kidding?

Search This Blog