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Mike Pompeo Links Fall Of Afghanistan To Critical Race Theory


During an appearance on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace, former Trump Secretary of State Mike Pompeo falsely asserted that President Joe Biden had put the U.S. embassy in Kabul at risk by focusing on critical race theory instead of foreign policy.

Gee whiz!  Who knew Joe Biden was focused on Critical Race Theory?  Why, I hadn’t even realized Biden had joined Fox News, because they’re the only ones laser-focused on Critical Race Theory these days.  Meanwhile, many who watched Pompeo’s Fox News interview called it disjointed and observed that Mike Pompeo doesn’t seem to be even trying to make any sense.  Perhaps, but then again, why should he?  After all, his message is only intended for morons.  You know, like the guy who throws a rod on his pickup truck on the way to a local school board meeting, and blames it on Critical Race Theory.   


Why, to hear Republicans tell it, Critical Race Theory has been linked to almost everything - including the sinking of the Lusitania, the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor, and the extinction of the dinosaurs.  Perhaps, but these alone do not fully account for the fall of Afghanistan.  Let us not forget that COVID vaccinations, mask mandates, abortion, and transgender bathrooms also played a huge role.  I also suspect Obama's birth certificate must factor in there somewhere, I’m just not sure how.  As for me, well I tend to blame Afghanistan’s fall on the fluoridation of our drinking water and, more importantly - my dentist agrees!


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