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Trump Supporter in Custody After Threatening to Bomb US Capitol


Congressional office buildings and nearby homes had to be evacuated for the third time this year, as authorities negotiated with 49-year-old North Carolina Trump supporter Floyd Ray Roseberry, who claimed to have an explosive device in his truck.  Roseberry delivered an angry tirade over a Facebook live video, in which he threatened President Biden and other Democrats, called for a revolt against the federal government, said he’s willing to “die for the cause,” and expressed confidence Donald Trump would pardon him should he be arrested.

Of course, I’m sure there are plenty of you who’ll consider Mr. Roseberry an extremely dangerous “domestic terrorist,” but to our Republican friends in Congress such as Mo Brooks and Marjorie Taylor Greene, he’s just another patriotic American, simply “touring” the US Capitol.  Perhaps, but it sure seemed like Roseberry was pretty serious about things, otherwise, why would he have worn his very best white t-shirt?


Anyway, if I were Mr. Roseberry, I wouldn’t worry all that much about the consequences, because I’m sure it’ll only be a matter of time before Congressional Republicans will be granting him “political prisoner” status.  Hell, if Republicans had their way, Roseberry would simply be charged with “causing a public disturbance,” and he’d be well on his way back home in time to watch Sunday’s game on TV.   

  

Now, some may ask, why would anyone even consider blowing up the Capitol?  What do folks like Mr. Roseberry really want anyway?  Well, first and foremost, they want what most all Trump supporters want.  They want to cruise around town, displaying all their guns while driving in those great-big, oversized trucks, they wanna continue living on Social Security Disability Insurance for their mental health issues, and of course, they wanna own the Libs.  Why, talk about a rock-solid plan to make America great again - there you have it!


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