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Anti-Vax, Anti-Yoga Republican Plans Primary Bid Against Alabama Gov. Ivey


Former gubernatorial candidate and businessman Tim James is considering waging an intra-party campaign against Alabama Republican Gov. Kay Ivey, who infuriated the GOP’s anti-vax base recently when she said it was "time to start blaming the unvaccinated folks" for the resurgent pandemic.  James then went on to declare war on the "beast with three heads," which he defined as “critical race theory, transgender rights, and yoga in public schools.”

Well, go ahead and laugh if you want, but all I can say is - thank goodness we have men like Tim James around, who have the courage to speak up and take on “Big Yoga.”  Frankly, it takes real guts to tell these commie yoga hippies to “Namaste” the hell out of Alabama.


But, it doesn’t stop there my friends.  Why, this “patriot” also plans to eliminate the threat “yogurt” poses to the community.  You see, James is the type of guy who doesn’t wanna know that the “fruit is on the bottom.”  That’s because guys like him don’t believe that LGBTQ sexual positions, ought to be printed on our food labels.


Now, many will claim that Tim James’ message just spreads more hate, bigotry, and paranoia.  Well, of course, it does.  You don’t expect him to just leave all the “fear-mongering” to the televangelists, do you?  After all, why should they be the only ones getting in on this cash cow?  


But, all of that aside, there is one thing about gubernatorial candidate James that might completely surprise you, and that is he’s probably the first person to run for office in a very long time, who could actually make folks like Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene - look almost sane.  And frankly, that ought to count for something.


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