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Trump Livid as Arizona GOP ‘Audit’ Renders Even Bigger Win for Biden


Even after the $6 million Republican-led Arizona state Senate "forensic audit" determined he was soundly beaten by Joe Biden, and by even more votes than originally counted, Donald Trump continues to tell his supporters that “the audit has uncovered significant and undeniable evidence of FRAUD!”  In addition, he’s calling news outlets reporting his latest defeat as “more fake news,” and repeating his old claim that the 2020 election was “stolen from him.” 

Gee whiz, this sure smells of desperate denial!  My, my, reminds me of how much “I love the smell of desperation in the morning!”  Now, some of you may argue that Trump and his supporters “simply can’t really handle the truth.”  Well, the truth is, Trump has not only “handled” the truth, he frequently molests it!


So, even after the “audit” proved Trump lost, he continues to tell his base it’s all “fake news” and that “the election was stolen.”  Really?  Because as far and I can tell, it appears about the only thing that was actually stolen, was last the four years of our lives, when Trump was busy impersonating a President of the United States.


Anyway, now that this costly $6 million “audit” is over, hopefully, Republicans can now start to focus on things that really matter to their constituencies - you know, like “finding Obama’s birth certificate.”  Frankly, it’s really beginning to feel like we’re having a full-fledged, mental health crisis here in this country - more commonly known as “the Republican Party.”


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