Christian Osteopath Claims COVID Vaccines for Children are a Form of Late-Term Abortions

Ohio fundamentalist Christian and anti-vax osteopathic physician Sherri Tenpenny, who has been masquerading as a COVID expert for the past 2 years, recently spoke during a Texas stop of the “ReAwaken America” tour, where she claimed that vaccinating school children against the coronavirus - is a form of “late-tern abortion” and “child sacrifice.” She further added that vaccines are “murder by injection.”

No kidding, and her name is “Tenpenny?” Why, if I were her, I think I’d get that name changed to “Sherri Dime” right away. I mean, why bother carrying all those unnecessary coins around, if you don’t have to? But, then again, changing her name may not even be necessary - given that she’s already running quite a few pennies short of a dime anyway - and her medical advice isn’t worth a plug nickel.

Why, this is the very same “doctor” who has been going around to school boards and city council meetings, trying to convince officials the COVID vaccine causes metal objects to adhere to the skin of people vaccinated. Well, thank goodness somebody is finally reporting it. I mean, a vaccine that does that, could easily drive every “refrigerator magnet company” right out of business. Let that sink in for a while.

But, I get what she’s saying - “vaccinating children is murder.” What I don’t get is, given that we’ve already vaccinated more than a million kids so far - where the hell are all the bodies? Never mind, silly me - I should have known. Hillary, Barack Obama, Tom Hanks, and Joe Biden - already had them secretly buried deep below the basement of the White House.

Now, I’m sure lots of folks are angry that someone from the medical community would spew all this nonsense. Well, let’s give her the benefit of the doubt. I mean, there’s always the possibility she may be suffering from a severe head injury, or perhaps she may have simply eaten way too much lead paint as a child. All I know is, after all the COVID research she’s done, she certainly deserves to be awarded with another degree - “Doctor of Sociopathic Medicine.”

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