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Fox News Host Says School Mask Requirements Make Her Want to Explode


Fox & Friends Weekend hosts Rachel Campos-Duffy, Pete Hegseth, and Will Cain expressed outrage over the fact that some children are now being required to wear masks at school.  Campos-Duffy went so far as to declare that "It just makes me want to explode,” adding we should just "Let kids be kids.”  This, in turn, prompted co-host Pete Hegseth to add his two cents worth, arguing "I agree,” and "Let 'em ride their bikes without helmets too."

Gee, you mean to tell me that simply having school children wear masks to protect themselves against a deadly pandemic, is basically all it takes to make Rachel Campos-Duffy “want to explode?”  Now, I’ll be the first to admit that I find nearly all of Fox News programs completely abhorrent, but if she’s really serious about this exploding thing - that sounds like something I’d actually consider watching.  


The funny thing is, we’ve just had Halloween, and I don’t recall hearing anything about kids being upset about putting on a mask when they go out “trick or treating.”  Not to mention, there’s a helluva lot of rich kids enrolled in those fancy “private schools” who are forced to wear uniforms you can just bet they absolutely HATE wearing.  Interesting, how the Fox News folks never seem to wanna “explode” over that “personal freedom” issue.  


Anyway, not to be outdone by Campos-Duffy, co-host Pete Hegseth proclaimed he also wants children to have the freedom to “ride their bikes without helmets” again.  Fantastic idea Pete!  Speaking of children’s freedom - why not just put cigarette vending machines in school hallways, or allow kids to carry firearms, so they can protect themselves next time some commie school official tells them to wear a mask, or tries to teach them “Critical Race Theory” - whatever the hell that is?


Of course, the truth is, about the only “children”  who are whining about having to wear masks - are actually Republican adults.  You see, Republicans are extremely concerned about becoming an “endangered feces.”  That’s why the folks over at Fox News are urging parents to pressure school boards to stop teaching all this math and science nonsense, and start teaching skills Republicans say kids can actually use later in life.  You know, the really important stuff, like - “how to own the Libs.”


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