Huge Anti-Vaxxer Crowd Cheers Speaker Threatening Schools and Town Halls Will Be Burned

Hundreds of protesters holding anti-vaccine signs and waving American flags, gathered outside a venue in Staten Island where Gov. Kathy Hochul (D) was speaking. During their protest, the group give a huge round of applause to a speaker who warned that “town halls and schools would be burned to the ground,” unless vaccine mandates are reversed.

So, let’s see here - we have a group of Staten Island adults, threatening to burn down their children's schools, should these schools try and implement measures designed to keep their children safe during a deadly pandemic? OK, I get that, but the funny thing is - I could swear these are the same folks, who last year demanded authorities arrest all BLM and Antifa activists, insisting BLM and Antifa were “burning down” US cities.

Yes, good old Staten Island! Now, for those who may be unfamiliar, Staten Island is basically New York City’s answer to Arkansas, Mississippi, and Alabama, all rolled into one - except for Pete Davidson. A mythical place, where the good folks can gather and threaten to burn down the country, while proudly flying the American flag. And, all the while - seeing absolutely no contradiction in any of that whatsoever. In other words, a place where folks are ready to assert their “God-given right,” to defend whatever Donald Trump has told them is true!

That said, as bad as it may sound, we really can’t place all the blame on Staten Island. Not when a recent poll found that a full 30 percent of Republicans, think violence may be the only solution left to save America. Obviously, those poll results tell us that decades of Republican cuts to education and homeschooling by unqualified parents - are finally paying dividends. Folks, it seems these descendants of that Frankenstein Village pitchfork crowd - have become restless again!

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