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Lara Trump Outraged Over Dollar Tree Price Increase


Lara Trump went on Fox News to express her outrage over Dollar Tree raising its prices on items from $1 to $1.25.  The reason given was inflation and supply chain issues - all of which she blamed on Joe Biden.  She also implied that she and Eric shop there, adding that like all parents, they are always “on the lookout for things as cheaply as possible,” and Dollar Tree is "a favorite of so many parents across America."

Now, she and husband Eric Trump are worth $300 million, so I can fully understand why a Dollar Tree price hike of 25 cents would absolutely horrify them.  No doubt, that’s where Lara and Eric do all their Christmas shopping.  Why, if this Dollar Tree price inflation continues, Eric may be forced to steal even more money from one of the Trump “charities,” just to keep afloat.  Frankly, if I were Lara, I’d be more concerned about the cost of Botox, than what they charge for anything over at Dollar Tree, but that’s just me.  


Of course, the truth is, Lara Trump has probably never even seen a Dollar Tree store, let alone shop at one.  In fact, I seriously doubt if Lara does any of her own shopping whatsoever - she has “people” who do that for her.  If she tries to tell you otherwise, just tell her she’s full of “crap” - which, by the way, now costs $1.25 over at Dollar Tree.  The thing is, Lara Trump doesn’t need to shop at Dollar Tree.  Not when she has very her own personal Dollar Tree - it’s called the “Trump family tree.”


Fact is, you’d be much more likely to see Donald Trump eating a big plate full of veggies, than you would be to see Lara Trump shopping at a Dollar Tree.  I mean, where the hell would her driver even park the Rolls in a Dollar Tree parking lot?  But I get it, lots of families get their Christmas decorations cheap at Dollar Tree, but I don’t see how that would concern anyone in the Trump family.  After all, I’m sure they get all their Christmas decorations, by stealing them from orphanages.


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