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Sarah Palin Dining Out in NYC After Testing Positive for COVID


The Washington Post is reporting that unvaccinated former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, who just revealed that she had tested positive for the coronavirus, has been seen openly dining out at New York City restaurants this week, in complete disregard for local health and safety measures that call for those who test positive to isolate.

Wow, it’s move over, Typhoid Mary - COVID Sarah is back in town!  Gee, now if memory serves me correct, wasn’t Sarah the one who warned everyone back in the day, that if we pass Obamacare - we’ll end up with “Death Panels?”  Well, it seems Sarah’s now become her own, “walking, talking, Death Panel.”  


Why, it was just a few weeks ago that Sarah told that MAGA Turning Point USA conference that “she’d rather die than get a COVID vaccine.”  Well, that’s her prerogative, but she apparently wants to take half of New York City out with her when she goes.  One thing’s for sure, that kind of attitude is never gonna get her a seed at the Australian Open, even if they do have an opening.  

Anyway, let’s hope the “Queen of the Karens” enjoyed her dinner.  I hear the restaurant’s locally sourced “Roadkill Raccoon,” is quite popular with the MAGA crowd.  Now, one thing I’d like to know is, as the situation in Ukraine continues to escalate, one can’t help but wonder if Sarah was able to see Russia from her seat right there in the restaurant, because I’m sure that kind of info, could be put to use by “US Intelligence.”  


And, if that sounds intriguing, just think about this - had John McCain actually won the presidency back in ’08, and then later died while in office, guess who would’ve ended up in charge of our entire nuclear arsenal?  You guessed it - none other than “the con artist, formerly known as Caribou Barbie!”


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