MAGA Capitol rioter and Three Percenters militia member Guy Reffitt, who became infamous for threatening to shoot his own children if they became “traitors” and turned him in, issued a defiant jailhouse statement just prior to his first court appearance next week - stating that he is fully prepared to take a bullet in the battle to save America against Hillary and Biden’s “New World Order.”
Gee, this Reffitt fellow sure seems like a really nice guy who has definitely learned his lesson. Anyway, Reffitt claims in his statement that “I am prepared to stare down the barrel of tyranny, to receive the bullet of freedom.” Now, I don’t know anything about all that, but I do know this is a guy who really needs to work on his metaphors. Speaking of which, I wonder if he’d prefer that that bullet he’s willing to take - be hallow? You know, just like his head? Here’s hoping he decides to represent himself in court.
That said, we get it. Reffitt is basically boasting to his fellow militia member comrades that he’s ready to die in the name of “fascism and white supremacy.” Well, all I can say to that is - “OK, that works for us, but hold on a second, and I’ll try and hook you up with the Make-A-Wish Foundation.” Now, if there were only one question I could ask our old pal Guy Reffitt here, I suppose it would be “have you ever considered selling your own line of pillows?”
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