Madison Cawthorn Claims Republicans are also Involved in Washington Cocaine Orgies

Conspiracy theorist and right-wing congressman Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC), has managed to anger even his most conservative Republican colleagues, after recently telling a podcast host that the “sexual perversion” in Washington is so rampant that even Republicans are involved. Cawthorn claims he gets invited to so-called “sexual get-togethers” at prominent politicians’ homes, which basically turn out to be orgies, with plenty of cocaine floating around for everyone’s use. Cawthorn joins other extreme right-wing professional media provocateurs like Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Ga), Lauren Boebert (Colo), and Matt Gaetz (Fla), who frequently promote the QAnon belief that Democratic leaders and Hollywood elites are running a transnational pedophile cabal, but including establishment Republicans as co-conspirators is taking this to a whole new level.

Gee, is it just me, or does it sound like Will Smith may have slapped the wrong guy? That said, in all fairness, I do have to admit this at least shows Republicans are finally becoming more inclusive, by making sure folks like Madison Cawthorn have proper wheelchair access to their cocaine orgies. Oh no! I may just throw up in my mouth. Why, I just imagined Ted Cruz, Ginni Thomas, Steve Bannon, Mike Liddell, Paul Gosar, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Susan Collins - all wrapped around each other in some big orgy pile.

Hey, wonder if these parties are strictly limited to US residents, because this sure sounds like something Prince Andrew might enjoy also? Anyway, after Rep. Cawthorn implied his fellow Republicans are also involved in these orgies, an angry House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Ca) is vowing to discipline Cawthorn for his betrayal. Now, the only question remaining to be answered is whether McCarthy’s “discipline” of Cawthorn will involve handcuffs, or a whip, or simply a good spanking from those two secessionist sisters - Greene and Boebert?

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