Skip to main content

Madison Cawthorn Claims Republicans are also Involved in Washington Cocaine Orgies


Conspiracy theorist and right-wing congressman Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC), has managed to anger even his most conservative Republican colleagues, after recently telling a podcast host that the “sexual perversion” in Washington is so rampant that even Republicans are involved.  Cawthorn claims he gets invited to so-called “sexual get-togethers” at prominent politicians’ homes, which basically turn out to be orgies, with plenty of cocaine floating around for everyone’s use.  Cawthorn joins other extreme right-wing professional media provocateurs like Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Ga), Lauren Boebert (Colo), and Matt Gaetz (Fla), who frequently promote the QAnon belief that Democratic leaders and Hollywood elites are running a transnational pedophile cabal, but including establishment Republicans as co-conspirators is taking this to a whole new level.   

Gee, is it just me, or does it sound like Will Smith may have slapped the wrong guy?  That said, in all fairness, I do have to admit this at least shows Republicans are finally becoming more inclusive, by making sure folks like Madison Cawthorn have proper wheelchair access to their cocaine orgies.  Oh no!  I may just throw up in my mouth.  Why, I just imagined Ted Cruz, Ginni Thomas, Steve Bannon, Mike Liddell, Paul Gosar, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Susan Collins - all wrapped around each other in some big orgy pile.


Hey, wonder if these parties are strictly limited to US residents, because this sure sounds like something Prince Andrew might enjoy also?  Anyway, after Rep. Cawthorn implied his fellow Republicans are also involved in these orgies, an angry House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Ca) is vowing to discipline Cawthorn for his betrayal.  Now, the only question remaining to be answered is whether McCarthy’s “discipline” of Cawthorn will involve handcuffs, or a whip, or simply a good spanking from those two secessionist sisters - Greene and Boebert?


If you’ve enjoyed what you’ve just read, please consider joining me at:

Johnny Robish Comedy

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Sen. Katie Britt Blames Biden for a Rape 20 Years Ago in Mexico

During what many are calling an absolutely insane rebuttal to President Biden’s “State of the Union” address, Sen. Katie Boyd Britt (R-Ala.), walked onto a studio sound stage (set up like an upper-middle-class kitchen) and began to link a harrowing account of a young woman’s sex trafficking and rape by a Mexican drug cartel, to Joe Biden’s immigration policies of the 2020s.  She did this even though the abuse happened nearly 20 years ago and in Mexico - and at a time when Republican George W. Bush was president, not Joe Biden.  The girl about whom Sen. Britt spoke - was thrown out of her house by her mother at age 12 and eventually “fell prey to a professional pimp.”  There is no evidence that she was ever held by a drug cartel, as Katie claimed.  In addition, the young victim testified that most of her clients for prostitution were foreigners visiting Mexico to have sex with underage girls.   Okay, so now let me get this straight.  A young Mexican fema...

White House Calls Trump Property the Perfect G7 Meeting Location

White House Calls Trump Property the Perfect G7 Meeting Location:   The White House and President Trump are raising eyebrows once again after they selected Donald Trump’s National Doral Resort Hotel as the “perfect location” for the next G7 summit while also suggesting President Trump plans to re-invite Russian President Vladimir Putin to the meeting.  Well gee-whiz, what a lucky break for the Trump Resorts.  I mean, who knew there was no other place in the entire United States that would be appropriate to hold a G7 summit other than a Trump property?  Imagine that! Of course, at the rate Trump has been betraying all our friends and allies, by the time this conference actually rolls around - my guess is it’s likely only gonna be a G2 summit - with just Trump and Putin in attendance! https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com

Trump Claims Bahamas are Full of Bad Gang Members

Trump Claims Bahamas are Full of Bad Gang Members:   President Trump shocked reporters by telling them that he is hesitant to allow any Bahamians to enter the US after Hurricane Dorian, because the island is full of "bad gang members.” Right, “bad gang members.”  That’s as opposed to all the “good gang members” who follow him.  You know, like the KKK, the neo-Nazis and all those white-supremacist militia gangs. But come on, if Trump really thought that there’s all these “bad guys” roaming around in the Bahamas, you’d think he’d have invited them to meet with him at Camp David by now. That said, my guess is that about the only thing Donald Trump actually knows about the Bahamas is that it’s surrounded bigly, by a Yuge bunch of water. https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com