Texas Congressman Chip Roy Says Fauci’s War Crimes Much Worse than Putin’s

While admitting Vladimir Putin is a bad man and his war against Ukraine ill-conceived, Texas Congressman Chip Roy said that when it comes to “War Crimes,” we should be examining Anthony Fauci rather than Vladimir Putin. Rep. Roy went on to claim that what Putin has done, pales in comparison to what Fauci has done.

Wow, this Congressman Chip Roy fellow is right on the money with this one. I mean, everyone knows encouraging people to get vaccinated and wear face masks to protect their health - is way worse than dropping lethal bombs on innocent people in a country you’re trying to invade and install a puppet government.

The fact is, methinks Republicans are just pissed that their “culture war” has now been put on the back burner, after getting overshadowed by an “actual war.” That said, I do feel empathy for these poor, half-wit MAGAs who still have another 9 months to wait, before they can start whining about the “War on Christmas” again.

Speaking of which, it’s almost as if they’re saying “all I want for Christmas is to complain about people who don’t celebrate Christmas.” Well, I guess “disappointment” is basically all poor MAGAs can expect, as long as they’re living in a country where the majority of folks still refuse to believe Donald Trump is their true “Messiah.” Of course, the real difference between “Messiah Trump” and that “other Messiah,” is that “you can’t reach Messiah Trump with prayer, you can only reach him through large cash contributions.”

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