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Alex Jones Asks DOJ for Immunity Deal in Exchange for Testimony About Jan 6th


The New York Times is reporting that conspiracy theorist and InfoWars founder Alex Jones has reached out to the Department of Justice, offering to cooperate with prosecutors investigating the January 6th domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol.  His cooperation would be in exchange for an immunity deal that would allow him to avoid being criminally prosecuted in exchange for telling federal prosecutors what he knows about the planning of the events that culminated in the January 6th riots.

Gee, kind of looking forward to hearing what explanation Jones is gonna give all his paranoid InfoWars fans about why he’s flipping and cooperating with that “Deep State” he’s been warning us forever.  Perhaps something like “Sasquatch made me do it” might work?  Of course, I suppose it really doesn’t matter what excuse he uses.  I mean, it isn’t like his listeners have a serious relationship with reality anyway.


Nevertheless, in a letter that lawyers for Jones delivered to Federal Prosecutors, Jones insisted that while he has done “absolutely nothing wrong,” he needs immunity before he will cooperate with prosecutors.  Oh, I see!  Jones needs immunity from being prosecuted for all the illegal things he “didn't do?”  Why, that doesn’t sound suspicious at all.


So, the question remains, will the Feds give this vile, pathological liar immunity?  I mean, everything out of his mouth is basically directed at a “Who's Who of Stupid.”  As an example of his propensity for bullshit, Jones has spent much of his career concocting conspiracy theories about “big tech.”  Yet the truth is without modern technology, Jones would be just another psycho handing out Xeroxed copies of “End Times” pamphlets at Greyhound Bus stations.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that!


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