Oklahoma GOP Chair Calls for Dr. Fauci to Be Tried and Executed

At a recent campaign event, Oklahoma Republican Party Chairman and GOP candidate for U.S. Congress John Bennett, who posted a photo of his family holding automatic weapons and compared vaccine mandates to wearing the Star of David, delighted his audience by calling for Dr. Anthony Fauci to be tried and put "in front of a firing squad.”

Now, I’m certainly no Biblical scholar, but I’m fairly certain the quote about making “public health officials face firing squads” comes directly from the New Republican Bible, which replaced the older, obsolete King James version. That particular passage can be found in the Book of Q, verses 24:36:22:Hike - and was spoken by “Thorazine Jesus” to his many disciples.

Of course, some may ask “what exactly has Dr. Fauci done to warrant facing a firing squad?” Frankly, it doesn’t really matter, if killing Fauci makes Republicans feel better about themselves. That said, I do get what GOP Chairman Bennett is saying. Fauci tried his best to save lives during a deadly pandemic, Trump felt it made him look bad, and now Fauci must be held accountable. That’s simply common sense!

You know, it always amazes me how no one in attendance at any of these events, ever seems to ask these MAGA candidates like John Bennett exactly what he would do for his district if elected, other than kill his political opponents? Folks, this is precisely why it’s so important to remove all the lead pipes from Oklahoma's drinking water supply, because I’m getting the distinct impression that something in Oklahoma - is definitely not OK.

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