Photos Emerge of LGBTQ-Hating Congressman Madison Cawthorn In Women’s Lingerie

Politico has just published leaked photos of family values, LGBTQ-hating, White Christian Nationalist, US Congressman Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) at a party - wearing a black lace brassiere, large sterling silver hoop earrings, and a silver necklace he held seductively between his teeth. His right hand appears to be circling his nipple in an attempt to appear alluring. Cawthorn claims the pics are just a big “nothing burger,” taken at a party on a “vacation cruise.”

Oh, I get it! Things like cross-dressing are just fine if you’re totally wasted on some cruise ship, but “real life” gay and transgender people are “an affront to decency and to God?” Gee whiz, who knew Evangelical White Christian Nationalists were totally cool with folks cross-dressing at drug-laden sex parties while they’re on vacation? I guess I must have missed that lesson in bible study class. Now, me suspects it’s a case of “ye who doth protest too much.”

That’s right, Rep. Cawthorn says these pics we see are all just a big “nothing burger,” from a party he attended while on a vacation cruise. Guess that must have been a “Disney Cruise.” Better have Gov. Ron DeSantis look into that. After all, he’s the Disney expert and he’d know if good old Cawthorn’s secretly trying to “groom” America’s children. The fact is, while I agree it certainly does look like Cawthorn was “cruising,” I’m not so sure it was on a ship.

One thing’s for sure, I guess we don’t have to wonder what Cawthorn wears to those “Republican cocaine orgies” he claims he gets invited to? Funny how quickly one can go from “cross-burner” to “cross-dresser.” Oh well, I guess gurls just wanna have fun! And, then it occurred to me, why this is the very thing Tucker Carlson warned could happen - if men don’t “tan their testicles.”

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