USA Today reports that Rudy Giuliani’s son Andrew has been handily defeated by MAGA Long Island Congressman Lee Zeldin in the New York Republican gubernatorial primary. This happened just days after Rudy Giuliani claimed to have been the victim of an “assassination attempt” by a supermarket employee while campaigning for Andrew.
So, Andrew Giuliani has lost his Republican primary challenge for governor of…”New York, New York?” Well, all I can say is “Start spreading the news,” or, as Rudy might put it “Start pouring the booze.” Whatever! The fact is, Andrew gave it that old college try, and I’d say he really deserves a great big “pat on the back” for that. Oh, wait…
I’ll tell you one thing, the Giuliani family has had a really rough week. First, the attempted “assassination” on Rudy - and now this primary loss. Why, we haven’t seen shit like this hit the fan since the “Bowling Green Massacre.” It’s almost enough to make the black hair dye run right out of your whatever. Stay strong guys, and know we’re sending out thoughts and prayers!
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