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MAGA US Senate Candidate Eric Greitens’ Ad Calls for ‘RINOs’ to Be Hunted and Shot


Missouri Republican candidate for US Senate Eric Greitens has released an extremely violent and controversial new campaign ad that calls on MAGA supporters to “hunt down RINOs,” a term used by the extreme right which means “Republicans in Name Only.”  The ad features Greitens and an armed squad of militia members storming a house occupied by a “RINO,” and all of them opening fire as soon they enter the premises.  Greitens is a former Navy SEAL and disgraced Governor of Missouri, who was driven from office for sexual assault and campaign financing impropriety, as well as claims of physical abuse by his ex-wife.

Now, I don’t know about you, but THAT is exactly what I'm looking for in an elected official.  Someone who, if I happen to disagree with any of their policies, will hunt me down, and then storm my house - backed up by a squadron of heavily armed militia madmen in tactical gear.  Of course, Attorney General Merrick Garland will simply laugh and say, “Relax!  He’s simply trying to reach voters in that critical psychopathic killer demographic.”


You see, these sick fucks actually seem to believe they are “at war” with the rest of us.  Sadly, they now also control “most” of the Republican Party - and are taking extreme measures to ensure they get control of the rest of it.  I mean, Greitens is literally telling some of the dumbest people in the country to “go out and kill members of his own party.”  All Greitens has to say is "Today we're going RINO hunting,” and the half-witted fascists all start to salivate like “Pavlov's dogs.”


Now, one might ask, who would actually vote for this bigoted, intolerant, violent, sectarian, sexual deviant of a psychopathic monster - unless you were suffering from a severe head injury?  Of course, the answer is “its Missouri” - so lots of people will.  And, if you think he’s popular now, just wait till he starts running his next ad - "Gas Chambers for Libtards.”


The fact is, this ad clearly demonstrates the true essence of today’s Republican Party and its supporters - “intolerance, violence and total lack of civility.”  I think congratulations are in order for candidate Greitens and his political handlers, for capturing “MAGA depravity” in such a manner that only a true Trumpian psychopath could really appreciate.  The funny thing is, mainstream Republicans actually invited these monsters into their party, to get more votes.  Gee, who could have imagined it would all soon spin out of control?     


Anyway, so let’s see here.  We have candidate Eric Greitens running for the United States Senate, who stands accused of beating and threatening his wife and children, blackmailing his adultery partner, campaign financing impropriety, sexual assault, and advocating killing his political opponents!  Now folks, if you ask me, there’s a place for people who behave like that.  And that place is - the Republican Party.  


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