Biden Goes ‘Dark Brandon’ - Says MAGA Republicans a Threat to Democracy

In a prime-time address outside Independence Hall in Philadelphia, President Joe Biden warned that Americans can no longer afford to pretend that democracy isn't under assault, adding that Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans are an extremist sect that is putting the U.S. in danger. Biden went on to point out “History tells us that blind loyalty to a single leader and a willingness to engage in political violence is fatal to democracy.”

In response, MAGA Republican talking heads like Tucker Carlson immediately took to the airwaves, attacking Joe Biden for giving a speech they labeled as “extremely divisive.” Extremely divisive? Oh, my word! Where are the smelling salts and the fainting couch when you need them? Well, what’s up with that, Brandon? After all, everyone knows Republicans have always bent over backward to be cooperative and conciliatory.

I mean, it isn’t as if Republicans have been repeatedly threatening judges, FBI agents, teachers, librarians, poll workers, IRS employees, healthcare workers, banning books they don’t like, spreading election lies to undermine the integrity of US democracy, attacking the US Capitol, and threatening a bloody civil war if Trump is prosecuted for his crimes against the US.

Why, Republicans are so insulted, they plan to demand we allow totalitarian dictators Viktor Orbán of Hungry and Saudi Arabian murderer Mohammed bin Salman, to come over here and explain to silly Americans once and for all, exactly why democracy simply does not work - which is because Libtards get to vote too. Tell me that won’t show old Brandon who’s boss!

Now, you can call me old-fashioned, but I’ve always preferred presidents who use their podium to defend democracy, rather than direct their fascist hordes to the Capitol to try and stop the democratic process. I’ve always been kinda funny like that. One thing’s for sure, after Joe Biden’s MAGA speech, the elephant in the room has been fully exposed, and I’ll be damned - if it isn’t “orange.”

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