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Megyn Kelly Pissed NFL Announcers Referred to Jill Biden as ‘Doctor’


In a fit of rage, Megyn Kelly expressed her extreme displeasure over announcers referring to Jill Biden as “Doctor” during the recent NFL playoff game, tweeting, “Announcers for this Eagles-49ers game just spotted the First Lady in a box and of course call her ‘Dr. Jill Biden.’ Wonder if she realizes what a wannabe she looks like insisting on this ‘fake title.’   Get a real MD, or just work on your self-esteem.”

Gee, given all the tragic things unfolding in the world today, and this is the focus of your self-righteous indignation?  Interesting!  Especially when you consider your own father - the late Dr. Edward Kelly - who, like Jill Biden, also had a doctorate in - you guessed it - “education.”  Bet she’s pissed at Dr. Dre too.  Amazing how all these Republicans never seemed to have an issue with folks like “Dr. Henry Kissinger.”  I’m guessing “committing war crimes” must have legitimized Kissinger’s doctorate for them.

The funny thing is that folks who express outrage over someone with a Ph.D. being called “doctor,” are usually way too stupid to realize that the joke - is actually on them.  You see, Jill Biden went to school, worked hard, and earned the degree of “Doctor of Education.”  The way I look at it, instead of questioning Jill Biden’s credentials, perhaps the real question we should be asking is, “just who the fuck gave you the title - journalist?”

If you ask me, the one who’s suffering from “self-esteem" issues here - sure isn't Jill Biden.  So why pick a fight over such nonsense?  Well, put simply - gas prices are going back down, the economy is recovering, and the Republicans got nuthin’ - other than complaining about Jill Biden and the new M&M’s colors.  Frankly, if you must complain about someone misusing the title “doctor,” I think I’d start with the quack who did your plastic surgery.

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