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GOP Official Brings 18-Foot Inflatable Penis Saying “Fuck Biden” to Youth Baseball Game



Ron Hedlund, an official of the Virginia GOP Central Committee, showed up at a youth baseball game this past week in a pickup truck featuring a drawing of an 18-foot penis on the side that read “Biden Sucks.”  Then, while the kids played baseball, Hedlund inflated a towering “airman" from the bed of the truck, reading "Fuck Biden" down the side.


Now, to be completely fair, if you really wanna grab people's attention, I suppose an 18-foot inflated penis would probably do the trick.  That said, is it just me, or does there seem to be one helluva lot of so-called “straight conservative men” who sure seem to be quite fixated on phallic imagery?  My, my - and to think these are the same folks who are banning books and attacking teachers and librarians for “grooming.”  Funny cooincidence, isn’t it?  I mean, at a minimum, shouldn’t Hedlund at least be charged with “erection interference?”  All I know is having an 18-foot inflatable penis would kind of change the message when folks sing ‘Take me out to the ‘ball game.’


Of course, to be completely honest, I’m someone who has never come even close to voting Republican in my entire life, but I have to confess “a tactic like this” obviously changes people’s hearts and minds.  I know it did mine.  My word, after seeing that “Fuck Biden” written on an 18-foot inflatable penis, I’m now convinced the only way to save America and our children from groomers is to vote Republican and donate money to Trump.  Now if you’ll please excuse me - I need to take another Fentanyl. 


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