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Trump Leads Chorus of Conservative Cheers Over US Women’s Soccer Loss to Sweden


Former President Donald Trump led a chorus of conservatives who cheered this past Sunday after the U.S. women's soccer team got knocked out of the World Cup by Sweden.  Posting on his “Truth Social,” Trump wrote, "The 'shocking and totally unexpected' loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden,” adding that "Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner, or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot, Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA.”  The “Megan” reference was about US star player Megan Rapinoe with whom Trump has maintained a long-running grudge after she refused to accept an invitation to see him in the White House after leading her team to victory in the Women's World Cup four years ago.

Wait a minute!  The guy who has just racked up 78 felony charges against him - including trying to violently overthrow the results of a national election - said what about patriotism?  So, now he and fellow conservatives are cheering AGAINST our US team because some team members were mean and said they aren’t big fans of Donald Trump?  Ahhh, the poor babies!  And he’s blaming Joe Biden for the loss?  Gee, who knew Joe Biden was coaching the team?

Of course, its no surprise that Trump made a lot of people angry when he attacked America’s women’s team when they were defeated in the Women's World Cup.  However, conservatives will immediately point out that Donald Trump really knows what he’s talking about here.  And you know, I think they may be right.  After all, if there is anyone on Earth who fully understands “losing,” its Donald Trump.

That said, and despite all the nasty things Trump said about them, I think the women on our US soccer team would be willing to forgive and forget.  In fact, as a tribute to the former president, my guess is that many of those female soccer players would even be willing to kick his “balls” around the playing field a few times in his honor - that is, assuming anyone could even locate them.

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