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Rudy Giuliani Ordered to Pay $148 Million to Defamed Georgia Poll Workers


The Washington Post reports that a federal jury has ordered Rudy Giuliani to pay $148 million to two Georgia election workers who sued him for defamation, asserting that the former New York Mayor and attorney for Donald Trump exposed them to a life-altering torrent of abuse and trauma by promoting false claims that they stole the 2020 election from the former president in Georgia.

Gee, $148 million?  Well, then - in keeping with the season, let us sing, “Joy to the world, the Ghoul is done!”  It seems that while truth is cheap, lies are getting to be quite expensive.  I mean, that’s a lot of cash for a guy who is already broke.  If only he knew some billionaire, who could possibly help bail him out.  Seems that by hooking himself up to the Trump Train, Rudy has gone from ”America’s Mayor” to “America's Payor.”  Why, these days, Rudy acts more like a stray dog looking for some scraps than a former mayor of New York.

Hell, if times get really bad, maybe Trump can give him a job selling secret U.S. classified documents out of one of Mar-a-Lago’s men’s restrooms.  Or, if that doesn’t work out, perhaps Four Seasons Landscaping is hiring.  Now, if I remember correctly, Rudy never much cared for homeless people.  Wonder if the homeless will accept him into their community now that Rudy’s going broke because it’s sure starting to look like we’re headed for “The Winter of Rudy’s Discount Tent.”

The funny thing is, when these Trump sycophants/enablers are in front of a microphone or on Fox News, they always seem to talk about all the evidence they have that will finally “set the record straight” and “prove their innocence.”  Then, for some odd reason, when it comes time to actually produce that evidence, its nowhere to be found.  Why, its like, “Your Honor, Nancy Pelosi ate all my evidence.”  They all seem to forget that ancient old axiom stating, “He who licks anus, gets shit on tongue.”

By the way, WTF is up with Rudy’s attorney’s hair?  Is that Rudy’s lawyer or his pool boy?  And did the batteries in his electric shaver die before he finished shaving his head?  Anyway, after leaving the courtroom, Rudy grabbed a microphone and claimed he was going to appeal the ruling because he “wasn’t allowed to present any evidence,” which might be a little difficult given that he actually “refused” to present any evidence.

Rudy further claimed he didn’t testify in court because he was warned he could be held in contempt, and "This judge has a reputation for putting people in jail.”  Why, its almost as if they insist you tell the truth while under oath.  I mean, who knew trials were run like that?  Good grief!  If you can’t trust a Trump supporter, who can you trust?

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