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Former Trump National Security Adviser Michael Flynn Endorses Military Coup:  In response to a question from the audience, disgraced former Trump National Security Adviser Michael Flynn was caught on video endorsing a military coup against the United States - similar to the deadly coup that took place in Myanmar, at a QAnon gathering in Texas. Now, you can call me old-fashioned if you like, but I still prefer that we appoint “National Security Advisors” who tend not to advocate the violent overthrow of our government by a military coup.  I’ve always been kind of funny that way.  Of course, Twitter suspended Michael Flynn’s account way back in January over his QAnon involvement.  This, still has Republicans mad as hell, insisting that virtually everything Michael Flynn has said or done, has been perfectly treasonable. Johnny Robish Comedy

Creationist Pastor Claims Evolution is Racist Because African-Americans Still Exist:   Controversial Christian creationist Pastor Matt Powell, insisted in a recent video that evolution is not only a lie, but also a “racist religion,” because it “promotes survival of the fittest.”   Powell claims that evolution says “we evolved from African-Americans,” and then wonders how can that be, when there are “other Americans” and how can we still have “African Americans” if “we” evolved from them?   Well, these are all excellent questions, assuming you’re suffering from a very severe head injury.  Now, first of all, its important to point out that no anthropologist has ever said that “we” evolved from “African-Americans.”  I hate to break it to Pastor Powell and his flock, but a simple Google search ought to quickly inform them that actually - “America” and “African-Americans” weren’t even really a “thing” several million years ago.  And, while evolution is an o...

Video Shows Matt Gaetz Threatening 2nd Amendment Retaliation Against Silicon Valley :   While speaking at a rally in Dalton, Ga, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla) complained that Silicon Valley is acting like the “internet’s hall monitors,” trying to “suppress us, discourage us.”   Gaetz then immediately added that “Well, you know what - Silicon Valley can’t cancel this movement, or this rally, or this congressman.”   He then sent the crowd to its feet in a roaring round of applause and a standing ovation - when he said “We have a 2nd Amendment in this country, and I think we have an obligation to use it!” Why, who knew Matt Gaetz disliked technology companies so much?  Gee, you’d think he’d at least be a little bit grateful for technologies like Venmo.   I mean, after all - didn’t they see to it that he could quickly and conveniently reimburse all the women (and/or high school girls) for those “services” they rendered for him?   That said, I get that Re...

Poll Finds 23% of Republicans Believe Satan-Worshipping Pedophiles are Running the Government:   A new poll conducted by the Public Religion Research Institute found that an alarming 23 percent of Republicans polled said they agree with the QAnon conspiracy theory’s core belief that “government, media, and financial worlds are controlled by a group of Satan-worshipping pedophiles who run a sex-trafficking operation.”   Now, wait a minute!  You’re telling me these folks actually believe the government is still being controlled by “satan worshipping pedophiles?”  Well sure, maybe before - but not since Trump lost the election.  I mean, everyone knows that Trump and Matt Gaetz had to move all that activity back down to Mar-a-Lago as soon as Trump had to vacate the White House.   Of course, the sad fact is, while most of us are astonished anyone could actually believe any of this nonsense, Trump supporters are apparently still treating QAnon theory as “pro...

Don Jr’s Angry Rant About the Press Asking Biden a Weightlifting Question:   In an angry video rant uploaded to social media, Donald Trump Jr. blasted a correspondent who asked White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki what Don Jr. concluded was a “softball” question about Biden's practice of lifting weights.   To that point, an outraged Don Jr. sarcastically noted that “we all know Biden can't walk up the stairs of Air Force One without falling over!”   He then went on to claim that no one in the press corps would ever ask his father such an easy question about workouts. Well there Junior, my guess is - the reason no one ever asked your father about weightlifting or his workouts, is because most people don’t consider tweeting, watching cable news, or eating buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken - as a real workout.  After all, there is a difference between “heavy lifting” and “heavy farting.”   Of course, to be completely fair, any time Trump moves his body - he is ...

Texas Legislature Passes Bill Allowing Texans to Carry Handguns Without Permits:   The Republican-dominated Texas legislature has just approved a bill that would allow people in Texas to carry handguns in the state without a license, a background check, or even a gun safety course.   The legislation is now on its way to Gov. Greg Abbott (R), who says he looks forward to signing it into law. I’ll tell ya what, those Texas Republicans sure know how to “get all their sitting ducks in order.”  Why, this just sounds like a terrific idea.  I mean, who gives a “hoot” about things like affordable healthcare, a reliable electrical grid, clean water, safe sewage disposal, and well-funded schools - when armed Texans are now gonna be free to go ahead and shoot a store clerk or barista - simply for asking them to wear a face mask while shopping in their store?  Now, that my friend, is what Republicans call liberty! In fact, these new “anyone can carry laws” should work ...

Self-Described Prophet and Pastor Warns Critics They Risk Leprosy:   After numerous prophecies of his failed to materialize, resulting in various accusations of lies and fraud, self-described “prophet” and right-wing pastor Hank Kunneman of “One Voice Ministries” warned fellow Christians that they "better be very careful" about criticizing "prophets" like him, because "It's a dangerous place, and some of you might get leprosy.” Wow, leprosy?  That’s one helluva threat!  Now, while I wasn’t there, my guess is that it all came down something like this - some critic calls out God’s “prophet” Kunneman for his bogus claims, then further challenges him by declaring “You want a piece of me, then come and get it!”  Then God gave that critic leprosy - and that “piece of him” just fell right off. Now, on a personal note, I’ve also been a vocal critic of Kunneman’s ministry for a long time now, and I can happily report that I haven’t come down with “leprosy.”  Alth...