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Study Links Chocolate and Laughter to Heart Health

Study Links Chocolate and Laughter to Heart Health:  Two new studies presented to the European Society of Cardiology’s conference in Paris have found that chocolate and laughter are two of the best things around for heart health.  So, if I’m understanding this correctly, it sounds like the best thing you can do to insure good heart health, is to ask a comedian for some chocolate.



Vaginal Steaming Gains Popularity Among Some Celebrities:  Even though celebrities such as Gwyneth Paltrow and Chrissy Teigen swear by the centuries-old practice, most gynecologists say there is little to no evidence that “vaginal steaming” provides any benefit to the νagina.  And while some may laugh at the practice of steaming, my guess is they just don’t want their vaginas all wrinkled-up like one of Donald Trump’s old suits.  Which begs the question, is it proper manners to live stream a vaginal steam? 
  



Connecticut Boy Brings 50 Packets of Heroin to School:  Police say the stepfather of a 5-year-old Connecticut boy is under arrest after the child brought 50 packets of heroin to school for show and tell session.  That said, the child’s classmates seemed quite impressed, pointing out that this was some of the highest grade heroin they’ve seen all year.


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