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Meat Industry Trying to Axe the Word Meat From Meat Substitutes:  Meat industry lobbyists across the country are attempting to get politicians to outlaw the use of the word “meat” on the labels of products that are actually “meat substitutes.”  Yea, well my take on this is - if Fox News can still label itself as “news,” then why shouldn’t veggie burgers be able to label themselves as a kind of “meat?”



Evidence of First British Beer Brewed Found in Cambridgeshire:  Evidence of the first beer believed to have been brewed in the UK, dating back more than 2,000 years, has been uncovered by road workers.  Archeologists say they were immediately able to determine the beer’s age by the “best if used by 217 BC” stamp on it. 




Elon Musk ’s Tesla Roadster Has Now Traveled 226 million Miles:  It’s now been 12 months since Elon Musk shot his personal Tesla Roadster into space on a SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket - and the roadster has now traveled a whopping 226 million miles from Earth, is 163 million miles from Mars - traveling at 5,149 miles per hour.  All I can say is, it’s a good thing they didn’t send a Chrysler Town & Country up there, or they would have had to bring the damn thing back to Earth by now due to a recall.

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