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Trump Arrives in Vietnam for Meeting With N. Korea

Trump Arrives in Vietnam for Meeting With N. Korea:  Hopes for peace are running high as US President Donald J Trump is conducting his second summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un in Vietnam.  Now, while I have no idea whether or not this summit will bring lasting peace between the two nations, I do know one thing - old bone spurs is now gonna be claiming to be a Vietnam vet.



Dutch Seize 90K Bottles of Russian Vodka Intended for Kim Jong-un:  The Dutch port of Rotterdam has seized 90,000 bottles of Russian vodka believed destined for North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and his top generals.  Wow, 90 thousand bottles of Russian vodka?  Sounds like the Dutch are trying to send a message to Kim about the importance of drinking responsibly.




Models Are Eating Cotton Balls to Stay Thin:  Eddie Murphy's model daughter Bria, has revealed to the media that some models, in an effort to stay thin, are swallowing cotton balls dipped in fruit juice - in order to make them feel full.  Models eating cotton balls?  Wow, then I guess that means my neighbor’s dog aspires to be a model - who knew?  I guess what I find most shocking about all this is, I didn't realize that cotton even had balls.

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