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Hubble Spots Mysterious Large Dark Spot Forming on Neptune

Hubble Spots Mysterious Large Dark Spot Forming on Neptune:  Astronomers say they are now trying to identify a huge dark spot which the Hubble telescope has spotted at 23 degrees north latitude on Neptune.  Scientists say that while they still haven’t identified exactly what the dark spot is, they are fairly certain it is not malignant.



Scottish Has Woman Lived Entire Life Without Feeling Pain:  A 71-year-old Scottish grandmother with a genetic mutation thought there was nothing abnormal about the fact that she could undergo surgery, have dental work done, break bones, endure serious burns - all without the aid of painkillers.  Well, I’m certainly no expert on genetic mutations in Scotland, but if you ask me - a little nip or two of some of that Macallan 18-year-old single malt they make over there can kill just about any pain you have equally as well. 




Researchers Excited Over Examining Ancient Hyena Dung:  Dutch researchers say they are very excited over finding a curled-up brown fossil that is believed to be a piece of very ancient hyena dung.  Excited about examining a big ugly glob of hyena crap?  You can bet the hyenas would get yet another “good laugh” out of that one.

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