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Ice Age Wolf Discovered Fully Preserved in Russian Permafrost

Ice Age Wolf Discovered Fully Preserved in Russian Permafrost:  The decapitated head of a 40,000-year-old wolf subspecies, has been discovered intact in northern Russia - with its ears, fangs, brain and tongue perfectly preserved in the permafrost.  Scientists believe the animal may have been a wolf queen in her pack, who was beheaded after telling the hungry wolves “let them eat cavemen!”


CV Sciences Inks Deal With Kroger to Sell CBD in 17 States:  CV Sciences, the parent company behind the top-selling brand of hemp-derived CBD oil on the market, just inked a huge deal with the largest US supermarket chain Kroger, to sell its CBD oil in 945 Kroger-owned stores spanning 17 states.  All I can say is, I’ve seen a lot of things in my long life, but never in my wildest dreams - did I ever imagine I would live long enough to see cannabis being sold in a supermarket. 


Red Robin and White Castle Report Impossible Burger Shortages:  While fast food restaurants are rushing to add the popular meatless “Impossible Burgers” to their menus in hopes the higher price alternative will help boost traffic and revenue, many chains report they quickly run out of them as soon as they get them in.  Wow, sounds like the “impossible” in those “Impossible Burgers” must stand for how “impossible” it is for them to keep up with demand.

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