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New York City Power Outage Hits the Heart of Manhattan

New York City Power Outage Hits the Heart of Manhattan:  A widespread power outage in the heart of Manhattan shut down some of the city’s subways as iconic parts of midtown, including Times Square and Rockefeller Center, went dark.  Good grief, this blackout is leaving Manhattan residents as much in the dark as your average Trump supporter.  Just goes to show, Trump and his people will go to any lengths to keep the Southern District of NY in the “dark” about his all financial scams.  Either that, or Melania may have struck a damn power cable while she was trying to tunnel her way out of Trump Tower.


The Truth About the 1901 Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo:  Now you’re all free to draw your own conclusions - but from nearly everything I’ve ever read, it appears that pretty much everyone had a great time at the 1901 Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo, with the possible exception of one guy.


Americans Care More About Deadly Asteroids Than Going to the Moon:  A new Associated Press poll found that more Americans prefer a space program that focuses on potential deadly asteroid impacts and using robots to explore the cosmos, over sending humans back to the moon or on to Mars.  Hell, forget all that.  I’d be happy just get to be able to get to the airport in a reasonable amount of time using that damn 405 freeway.

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