Trump Invites Military Dog Injured in al-Baghdadi Raid to White House

Trump Invites Military Dog Injured in al-Baghdadi Raid to White House: President Trump is tweeting that the military working dog named Conan, who was injured in the raid that killed ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, will leave the Middle East next week for a visit to the White House.

Its being reported that the dog initially declined the invitation, but was finally persuaded to come after Trump promised him treats during their phone conversation - which the President later described as a “perfect conversation,” and vehemently denying accusations of any quid pro quo with the dog.

Sources close to the dog say Conan made it clear to the President that he expected nothing short of first class doggie treats and not a bunch of crappy, cold cheeseburgers, like the president passed out to Clemson’s football team during their White House visit this past January.

One things for sure, had the dog actually declined the White House invitation, you can bet Trump would have immediately launched a twitter war with the animal, accusing the German Shepard of spying for Germany.

That said, I’d still be rather careful if I were Conan. See or hear too much while he’s at the White house and he’s liable to end up muzzled and exiled to a dog house on some remote military base.

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