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Attorney General Barr Likens Mail-In Voting to Playing with Fire


Attorney General Barr Likens Mail-In Voting to Playing with Fire:  In a testy interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer,  Attorney General William Barr echoed President Trump’s attacks on widespread use of mail-in ballots during the pandemic, calling them “playing with fire.”

Wow, I really appreciate the heads-up Mr. Attorney General.  Luckily for America, President Trump, Attorney General Barr and Postmaster General Louis DeJoy have all put their heads together, and have come up with a solution to this horrifying mail-in threat to our democracy - destroy the Post Office.


Of course, the Attorney General really does have a valid point here.  After all, just because widespread voter fraud hasn't happened yet, even though millions of mail-in ballots have been cast since the Civil War, doesn’t mean there’s absolutely no possibly it could ever could.  


Now, if I were Attorney General Barr, I would tried to further bolster my argument with that pesky Wolf Blitzer, by pointing out that the Earth will eventually get sucked right into the sun…sooooo, given that, what the hell’s the point of Democrats even voting in the first place?


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