Trump Administration Moves to End Protections for Iconic Gray Wolf

Trump Administration Moves to End Protections for Iconic Gray Wolf: CNN is reporting that the Trump administration moved Thursday to remove all “endangered species protections” for the gray wolf, paving the way for the iconic predator to be more widely hunted, even though they remain “functionally extinct” in the vast majority of their former range.

OK, we get it - votes are more important than endangered species. After all, gray wolves don’t vote! Although, I do have to admit, it’s sometimes rather difficult to distinguish between a group of Trump supporters - and a pack of hungry wolves. I guess the difference being, wolves are capable of showing compassion.

Now, one thing’s for sure, with Trump, Don Jr, and all his NRA pals, running around hunting down the all the gray wolves in their fancy, air-conditioned Range Rovers, expect sales of Combe’s new hair color - Just for Wolves - to go right through the roof.

That said, these sleazeballs had better be careful what they wish for. After all, what goes around, comes around. Don’t be surprised if next year - the "Biden administration issues an executive order ending the current “government protections” old Donald Trump and his family of predators have been relying on to stay out of jail.

Call it a fantasy, but I’d love nothing more than to hear these magnificent wolves, safe again after being reclassified as an “endangered species” - greet this sleazy band of criminal Trump grifters, forced to hide out from the law in some remote cabin out west, let out with a big ole “I’ll huff and puff, and I’ll blow your house down.”

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