Thousands of Maskless Trump Supporters Rally in Washington

Thousands of Maskless Trump Supporters Rally in Washington: Thousands of President Trump’s maskless supporters gathered Saturday in Washington, D.C., celebrating for hours and hours, blaring “God Bless the USA,” waiving MAGA flags, and falsely proclaiming the election had been stolen from the man they so adore. To add to the excitement, the crowd went wild as the President’s motorcade passed by, en route to his golf course for the weekend.

Why, what a fun idea for a Saturday! Spend the day, not only spreading the word of Trump’s victory around, but also the coronavirus. Meanwhile, White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany is taking a little heat after claiming the march was attended by over a million people, when it actually had - at best, only a few thousand.

Ah well, no big deal. As we all know - math has never been one of those Trump supporter’s better subjects anyway. Yet another argument against homeschooling. That said, I do have to admit that there is a certain art to counting to one thousand - one thousand times.

Fun fact - more Americans actually died of Covid-19 these past few days, than showed up in DC on Saturday to cheer on their cult leader. But, oh my goodness, were those folks ever giddy, when they actually caught a glimpse of the President in person, even if he was just caravanning over to one of his resorts, for yet another weekend of golf.

Why, given that everyone there was in such agreement about Mr. Trump winning the election, I suppose he’ll no doubt be inviting all these fine folks down to his Mar-a-Lago resort, to join him in a little election victory party - masks not required.

In fact, it might be a nice gesture for someone to post an invitation to that “Winner's Rally at Mar-a-Lago” on one of their websites. And, while we’re at it, let’s be gracious and show them we hold no hard feelings - let’s offer them one of those very, extra special “government rates.”

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