During an appearance at the recent Turning Point USA conference, host Charlie Kirk asked former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) for her opinion on vaccine mandates, and Palin responded by urging everyone to "rise up" and refuse to get vaccinated. Palin then told Charlie Kirk that "It will be over my dead body that I'll have to get a shot, I will not do it,” suggesting she would rather die than be vaccinated for COVID-19.
Now, come on Sarah! It’s just not nice to tease everyone like that. I mean, she’d rather die than get vaccinated? Well, plenty of other anti-vaxxers have said that before her, and have gotten their wish. Now, if she’s really serious and wants to “own the Libs,” perhaps she and her anti-vax pals might consider holding “Patriotic Coughing Contests.” Get the whole MAGA community involved. It should be loads of fun. Hell, if nothing else, it’ll give the MAGA thugs a much-needed break from beating up school board members.
Anyway, Sarah claims that "It will be over my dead body that I'll have to get a shot.” Well, I hate to be the one to break it to her, but by the time you’re a dead body, it’s actually too late to get a shot. Hopefully, she has lots of sure-fire MAGA COVID cures like bleach, UV light, and ivermectin on hand. That said, without realizing it, Sarah really does manage to touch upon an important point, which is the more anti-vaxxers there are, the less anti-vaxxers there are. Funny how the math works out.
Frankly, I find it quite interesting to see how Sarah Palin has somehow managed to slither back into the spotlight again. She must feel folks like Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene have been trying to upstage her, by stealing her act. Psychologists have a name for that - it’s called “Imbecile Envy.” Turns out, folks like Sarah Palin and Michele Bachman were only gateway morons - leading to much more hardcore morons - like Boebert and Greene.
Now, I’m not sure if Sarah Palin is spewing this all this anti-vax garbage to simply try and stay relevant, but let’s face it - if you’re someone who actually gets your medical advice from folks like Sarah Palin - well, all I can say is “thoughts and prayers.” Interestingly enough, while Palin was busy urging everyone to resist getting vaccinated during her Turning Point USA interview, a message kept continually flashing across the screen saying “I’m the Coronavirus, and I approve this message!”
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