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Neo-Nazi Leader and Girlfriend Arrested in Power Grid Attack Plot


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eo-Nazi group founder Brandon Russell - recently released from prison - and his 34-year-old girlfriend Sarah Beth Clendaniel, who actually met while serving time in separate prisons, have been charged with plotting to knock out power stations around Maryland, the latest in a string of criminal, anti-government, right-wing domestic terrorist attacks on the nation's power grid.

But gee, they seem awfully nice.  So, now the only questions remaining are - how long before folks like Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Lauren Boebert, and Marjorie Taylor Greene start referring to them as “patriots and political prisoners,” and will Republican leaders invite them to this year’s State of the Union address?  After all, in Republican speak, making plans to wipe out an entire state’s power grid - is considered legitimate political discourse. 

Besides, as any MAGA will tell you, these two aren’t nearly as dangerous as George Floyd - an unarmed man who was killed, simply because he tried to buy cigarettes with a counterfeit $20 bill.  Anyway, funny how these neo-Nazis are so obsessed with the power grid.  I mean, what’s up with that?  Why if these fascists are so enthralled with our power grid, I say - why not grant ‘em their wish?  Hell, just “hook ‘em directly up to the grid” and let them see first-hand how we transport electricity in this country.  Then, you can say what you want, but these Nazis will really be cookin’!


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