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Mike Pompeo Joined Trump On Call With Ukrainian President:   The Wall Street Journal reports that a senior State Department official says Secretary of State Mike Pompeo actually took part in the now-infamous July 25th call between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. Hum, it seems the plot thickens!  And I’m quite sure the BS will also.  I mean, it was just a couple of weeks ago when Secretary Pompeo completely denied having any knowledge of the phone call.  Why, it’s almost as if the Trump Administration is trying to cover something up.  And, as if confessing to their crimes right on national TV wasn’t dumb enough, these morons also mistakenly e-mailed the DNC - all of the talking points they plan to use to defend Trump's criminal actions.  I tell you, these have to be some of the dumbest crooks ever.  Anyway, so we now have Trump, Barr, Rudy and Pompeo - so many traitors, so little time.  And poor ...

Giuliani Claims Pompeo Knew He Pushed Ukraine to Investigate Biden:  President Donald Trump's personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, seemed to be trying to implicate Secretary of State Mike Pompeo when he made the rounds on Sunday’s talk show circuit, claiming Pompeo was well-aware of his efforts to persuade Ukrainian authorities to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden. Rudy keeps claiming he was talking to the Ukrainians at the behest of the State Department.  OK, I get that.  So he’s been working for the State Department, but for which country?   Hell, it’s getting to the point where Congress has been gathering so much damning evidence, just from watching Rudy and Trump incriminate themselves on live TV, they might not even need anyone to testifying at the damn impeachment hearings.   Good grief, this administration has been eating their own so fast, they’re damn-near in danger of being charged with cannibalism.  Of course, Trump will most...

New Report Finds Russians Used Greed to Capture the NRA:   A year-long Senate finance committee investigation found that ties between the National Rifle Association (NRA) and influential Russians were both substantial and lucrative enough, to render the politically powerful gun lobby an “asset” of Russia. No kidding - an asset of Russia?  Hell, the guy who lives just down the street from me is a huge gun enthusiast.  I should probably drop by and ask him how many Rubles it takes these days to get an NRA membership. Now, the NRA has recently taken a lot of slack for opposing legislation geared toward preventing people with severe mental health issues from owning guns, but I aways understood the NRA position on the matter.  After all, if the mentally ill couldn’t own guns, then who the hell they supposed to get to join the NRA?   Of course, in all fairness, I’m sure it’s all purely coincidental that just about every single Republican or conservati...

Giuliani Cancels Paid Appearance at Kremlin-Backed Dinner Conference:   After it was reported in the Washington Post, Rudy Giuliani abruptly canceled his scheduled paid appearance at a Kremlin-backed dinner conference next week, which will be attended by Russian President Vladi­mir Putin and led by Sergey Glazyev, Putin’s longtime adviser who’s been under U.S. sanctions since Russia’s invasion of Ukraine five years ago. All I can say, the way things are going, it won’t be long before the only “dinners” Rudy will be attending will be in a Federal prison mess hall.  I mean, Rudy has essentially gone from being America’s Mayor - to more like Moscow’s Mayor.   What I wanna know is, who in their right mind would agree to be Trump’s lawyer after what happened to Michael Cohen?  Doesn’t he know Trump threw Cohen under the bus?  Of course, Rudy’s become so wacky lately, there’s no telling what the hell he’s thinking anymore. Interestingly, there’s be...

Pastor Claims God Will Punish Democrats for Trying to Impeach Trump:   Right-wing televangelist and conspiracy theorist Chris McDonald, told his followers that Christians who oppose Donald Trump are betraying God , adding that God will now destroy the entire Democratic Party for opening up an impeachment inquiry - which is based entirely on false accusations. OK, but if its God’s plan to destroy the Democrats, God must have really bad eyesight, because he’s been repeatedly sending all kinds of tornadoes and floods - right smack through the damn Bible Belt. Anyway, my question is, how can these charges be considered false accusations, when idiot Donald Trump and his wack-a-doodle attorney Rudy Giuliani have already admitted doing them - right on national television?   One thing’s for sure, it’s a damn good thing Trump won that last election, because as any good Trump supporter knows, Hillary and the Democrats were preparing to put all the Christians in camps and ...

BREAKING NEWS - Mexico Will Pay for Trump’s Impeachment:   According to a heavily “redacted transcript” of President Trump’s conversation with Ukrainian President Volodymr Zelensky, Donald Trump repeatedly tried to pressure the Ukrainian President to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden and his son during a phone call last July 25th.  Well now, how delightful to think our taxpayer dollars, allocated by Congress and ultimately designated to aid the citizens of Ukraine, are being used by the White House as barter for the Trump reelection campaign! And funny how, with impeachment looming, some folks are pointing out similarities between Donald Trump and Richard Nixon, but I think comparing Trump to Nixon is like comparing an apple to an orange.  Nixon is the apple and - Trump is orange. Of course, in Trump’s defense, he is claiming that his call to Ukrainian President Zelenskiy was just “perfect,” and he’s absolutely right about that.  It was a pe...

Tropical Storm Karen Forms in the Atlantic:  Tropical Storm Karen has formed in the Atlantic and is moving through the Southern Windward islands and could possibly hit storm-ravaged  Puerto Rico by early next week. Speaking to reporters, President Trump said “it’s of course, way too early to know for sure what direction the storm is headed.”  Adding that “all we know at this point is, it’s gonna do one helluva lotta damage in Alabama.”  Staff, at the National Weather Service, still reeling over being contradicted about Hurricane Dorian’s path by Trump’s NOAA appointees, have confirmed that Alabama is in the direct path of President Trump's sharpie.   In response, and to prevent any further possible confusion, staff at the NWS are suggesting it might be a good idea at this point to just rename the damn thing “Tropical Storm Sharpie.” https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com