You've Got to Be Kidding?

In a recent fiery sermon, Global Vision Bible Church Pastor Greg Locke warned viewers and parishioners that there are secret, child sex trafficking tunnels underneath the White House, which are full of young children - some living, and some dead.   Pastor Locke then claimed that “Joe Biden is a sex trafficking, demon-possessed mongrel, who's no better than the Pope, Oprah Winfrey, or Tom Hanks,” adding that God will also “expose Kamala Harris for the Jezebel demon she is - when he finally brings this whole house down.” Gee whiz, so Joe Biden’s only been in office less than 6 months, and he’s already built a massive underground network of child sex trafficking tunnels under the White House?  Wow, that was indeed some really fast work.  Say what you want about all this, but you have to admit those Democrats really know how to get those infrastructure projects built fast. Anyway, is it just me, or do an inordinate amount of these Trump-loving televangelist’s paranoid fant...

The Ultra right-wing One America News network recently aired a political commentary by Pearson Sharp this past week which was so far out there, that even conservative Fox News host Howard Kurtz had to call “foul.”   In his editorial rant, Sharp called for the mass executions of tens of thousands of American poll workers - based on the claim that widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election amounted to a “coup” against former President Donald Trump.   Sharp further reminded viewers that “In the past, America had a very good solution for dealing with such traitors - Execution!” Gee whiz, now when Fox News suddenly becomes the voice of reason, I think we’re all in really deep do-do.  Of course, if one were to read between the lines, what Fox News is really saying to OAN is “Hey, what the hell are you guys trying to pull over there, anyway?  Pushing lies and hate is our job - and this, is bordering on “trademark infringement.  Why, talk like that is totally unacce...

Scientists have just announced that a massive fossilized skull found in China - considered to be at least 140,000 years old - is a “new species” of ancient human which they are labeling as “Dragon Man.” Researchers say this finding could potentially change prevailing views of how and even where Homo Sapiens evolved. OK fine, but that still doesn’t explain anything about those roughly 74 million Trump voters from the past election.  Paleoanthropologists admit they still don’t have a clue as to what species these knuckle-draggers may belong.  I mean, one of them even showed up at the Capitol last Jan 6th - wearing animal hides and horns on his head.  Now, if I understand everything correctly, this means “Trumpers” not only existed prior to 2015, but may also date as far back as 140,000 years ago.  I’ll tell ya, these scientists definitely have their work cut out for them - if they wanna try and identify these freaks.  Meanwhile, researchers report that whil...

After labeling educational institutions as “intellectually repressive environments,” Gov. Ron DeSantis signed legislation requiring students, faculty and staff at Florida's public universities and colleges to register their political views with the state, as a way to encourage what they claim is "intellectual diversity.”   The measure, which goes into effect July 1st, also allows for funding to be cut to colleges and universities found to be "indoctrinating" students. Gee, who knew they’d elected Kim Jong-un governor of Florida?  All I can say is, so much for Republicans pretending they’re opposed to the “thought police.”  Frankly, I’m not sure why they’re so worried about “indoctrination” in the classroom anyway.  Hell, no card-carrying Trump supporter is gonna wanna waste their time going to college .  Not when they already know everything anyway!  And, even if they didn’t - what the hell do you suppose Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson are there for? ...

Televangelist Jim Bakker appears to be back to his old, familiar hustle again, this time asking followers to “save his PTL Ministry from the grip of the devil,” by purchasing an “Official PTL Blanket and Mug Combo” - all for the low, low price, of just $500.   Bakker assured viewers that with this simple purchase, “we will be able to beat the devil back into Hell, where he belongs.” Wow, and what a bargain that is!  I mean, it isn’t everyday that for only $500, you can demonstrate to everyone that you’re actually dumb enough to fall for any scam some shyster tries to pull on you.  And, as one might expect, shipping and handling are not included.  Gee, wonder if you can purchase an extended warranty with that?  Now, the irony is, these blankets and mugs are probably infinitely more edible than all those buckets of survivalist “food” he’s been selling for the upcoming “apocalypse” for the past few years. And, while we’re on the subject, let’s not forget the po...

New Book Details Trump’s Plan to Send People Stricken with COVID to Gitmo:  A new book by two Washington Post reporters, claims that former President Donald Trump, eager to suppress coronavirus numbers on US soil which he felt made him look bad politically, suggested sending COVID-positive Americans to Guantánamo Bay.   The former President reportedly startled aides when he asked "Don't we have an island we own?   What about Guantánamo?” Now, for those of you who pretend to be soooo concerned about his plan, it’s important to remember it could have been a helluva lot worse.  Why, Trump could have tried to send these poor souls off to Cleveland, knowing full well that a good many Cleveland residents actually ask to be sent to Gitmo each year.  By the way, didn’t Donald Trump actually have COVID-19?  So, why the hell didn’t we send him to GITMO - or Cleveland?  Must have been an oversight. Meanwhile, a lot of people are quick to point out that the O...

Italygate Election Fraud Conspiracy Tied to Mystery Woman:   Documents show that late last December, White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows emailed acting US Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen a letter detailing how people working for an Italian defense contractor, in coordination with senior CIA officials, used Italian military satellites to switch votes from Trump to Joe Biden and swing the result of the US 2020 election.   Turns out, that letter was printed under the letterheads of the USAerospace Partners and the Institute for Good Governance , two organizations led by a former Republican congressional candidate who claimed to be someone who could negotiate peace between Somali warlords and pirates, and who has since changed her name to Michele Roosevelt Edwards.   The same Ms Edwards who sat for an interview with Icelandic television the day after the 2020 elections, inside a huge $30 million mansion which she claimed was hers - but wasn’t. Now, you guys can laugh if ...