You've Got to Be Kidding?

Taking issue with Democrats moving from blue states to red states, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) suggested temporarily barring Democrats from voting, claiming “brainwashed people” really need a “cooling-off period” before being allowed to vote again.   She further added that Democrat voters have ruined states like California and New York, and she doesn’t want to see them ruining the culture of great states like Georgia, Texas, and Florida.   Greene says what we need is a "national divorce scenario,” - meaning breaking everything up into red states and blue states. Wait a minute!  You mean Marjorie Taylor Greene plans to prohibit people from voting, in order to “prevent liberals from destroying what our country stands for?”  Oh, now I see her point!  Let those “libtards” vote, and the next thing you know, they’ll start resolving issues by common-sense governance and marrying people who aren’t even close relatives.  Can’t have any of that nonsense goin...

The Daily Beast reports new details have emerged regarding the Christmas Eve domestic violence attack on InfoWars conspiracy theorist host Alex Jones - by his wife Erika Wulff Jones.   During the attack, Jones called police, and his wife then attempted to flee as they arrived, striking at least one policeman in the process.   The police report also stated that Jones claimed his wife struck him at least once with a bottle of shampoo, causing a severe "burning to his eyes.” Well, well!  Sounds like these two were having themselves a very “Methie Little Christmas.”  So the question is, do women have to be insane psychopaths to marry Alex Jones, or do they become insane psychopaths - because they’ve married Alex Jones?  I mean, she beat the poor guy all about his “ Head and Shoulders .”  Not surprisingly, she’s claiming she didn’t know the shampoo bottle was loaded.  Makes you wonder, where was that “good guy with a shampoo bottle” while this shampoo at...

After her interview with Donald Trump created a massive blowback in right-wind and anti-vax circles over his defense of the COVID vaccine, right-wing media personality Candace Owens urged Trump supporters to go easy on him, implying Trump’s advocacy of vaccines was due to the fact “he is too old to do his own, independent research.”   She further added that Trump “only gets his news from the mainstream media, because people of his age - don't seek information.” OK, now if I’m understanding all this correctly, what Candace Owens is basically saying is that “Donald Trump is a senile, ignorant, old coot, who really has no idea what the hell he’s talking about - but please make sure you vote for him in 2024!”  Wow, talk about a rock-solid endorsement!  Anyway Candace, now that you’ve explained to us why Trump is so stupid, what’s your excuse?  That said, I do understand her position on this, which is basically - “why rely on medical professionals, when you have the in...

The Associated Press reports that Pinellas County, Florida sheriff's deputies arrested a man during a traffic stop after they found baggies of cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around the suspect's penis during a pat-down.   The suspect denied the drugs were his, and claimed he had no idea how they got there. Well, laugh if you want, but if I just had a dollar for every time someone tried to tape hard drugs to my penis - well, let’s just say I wouldn't need to depend on George Soros for a paycheck any longer.  Anyway, during the traffic stop, the cop just flat-out told him “Son, either those are drugs taped to your penis, or that’s one helluva STD you’ve got there!”    I mean, sure - I realize this sounds like some cockamamie story to many folks.  After all, he told the cops he’d left his “regular penis” at home that evening, and he has no idea where the hell this penis could have come from.  He then added ”Why, that doesn't even look like my penis...

Earlier this month, thousands of people poured into the Elevate Life Church in Dallas, Texas for a MAGA "Reawaken America" conference, featuring numerous prominent far-right and anti-vax speakers, such as Roger Stone, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, Michael Flynn, and Eric Trump.   About a week after the event, attendees began to feel sick, claiming to be suffering from fevers, chest pain, shortness of breath, coughs, headaches, and fatigue.   Now, it seems conservative media is ablaze with conference leaders insisting that “unidentified external sources” attacked the conference with “weapons-grade anthrax spores.”   Wait, anti-vaxxers say what?  Wow, these MAGA folks really do have an extraordinary amount of imaginary enemies coming after them.  Now, I understand why they feel the need to be so well-armed.  After all, any reputable psychiatrist can tell you those imaginary enemies don’t give up, without putting up one helluva fight.   Now, call me cra...

During an appearance at the recent Turning Point USA conference, host Charlie Kirk asked former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) for her opinion on vaccine mandates, and Palin responded by urging everyone to "rise up" and refuse to get vaccinated.   Palin then told Charlie Kirk that "It will be over my dead body that I'll have to get a shot, I will not do it,” suggesting she would rather die than be vaccinated for COVID-19. Now, come on Sarah!  It’s just not nice to tease everyone like that.  I mean, she’d rather die than get vaccinated?  Well, plenty of other anti-vaxxers have said that before her, and have gotten their wish.  Now, if she’s really serious and wants to “own the Libs,” perhaps she and her anti-vax pals might consider holding “Patriotic Coughing Contests.”  Get the whole MAGA community involved.  It should be loads of fun.  Hell, if nothing else, it’ll give the MAGA thugs a much-needed break from beating up school board members.  ...

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has just announced the “Stop the Wrongs to Our Kids and Employees” Act (aka the ‘WOKE Act’), a legislative proposal that would encourage citizens to spy on teachers in the classroom, and then sue them and their school district if they felt the school is teaching an “aspect” of Critical Race Theory (CRT).   Critics say this law could make it extremely difficult for educators to teach students subjects such as civics and history.   So, Gov. DeSantis wants teachers and school districts to get sued if students and parents don’t like what schools are teaching?  Why, if I didn’t know better, I’d almost think Florida Republicans are pulling a slick little “cancel culture” move there.  Why, it’s almost like “ye who doth protest too much.”   Anyway, I do have to admit that this DeSantis fellow really has things all figured out.  Why, under his genius legislation, DeSantis has things set up so Florida taxpayers, will basically be “sui...