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During a Newsmax interview, Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle decried Biden’s student loan forgiveness as a “communist” plot, arguing “Paying off loans for people they want to have some bizarre basket weaving degree and they want all of us to subsidize their laziness and their inability to even try to contribute to society.”     Wait, a minute?  The woman who got paid a $60,000 speaking fee for simply giving her fiancé Don Jr. a two-minute introduction at the Jan. 6th “Stop the Steal” rally said what?  I guess that’s why when people think “Kimberly Guilfoyle,” the first thing that comes to mind is “hard worker.”  Not to mention, it also solves the age-old math equation “What costs $60,000, yet lasts only 2 minutes?” Anyway, Guilfoyle is angry folks will use this money to pay off “basket weaving degrees.”  Gee, I really can’t think of any schools offering degrees in “basket weaving,” other than perhaps Trump University, but they were shut...

Prominent Republicans like Ted Cruz and others are acting completely shocked and angry after President Biden referred to Trump’s private cadre of MAGA insurrectionists as “semi-fascist.”   In fact, Sen. Ted Cruz responded to President Biden by tweeting “The communists have always called their enemies fascists,” while Sen. Lindsey Graham threatened violence in the streets if the US Justice Department moves forward and decides to prosecute former President Donald Trump.     Well, I strongly object to the term “semi-fascist" being applied to Trump supporters also.  Come on now, President Biden!  What’s up with the "semi" tag, anyway?  Republicans like Ted Cruz claim when Biden called MAGAs “semi-fascist,” he was just tossing “red meat” to his left-wing base, which is total BS.  Hell, everyone knows if Biden tossed any “meat” to his base, it would’ve been a “plant-based meat substitute,” like a “Beyond Meat” patty.      Republicans are sa...

Former president Donald Trump’s “Truth Social” website is in serious financial difficulty as its traffic is dwindling and the company scheduled to acquire it expresses fear that Trump’s legal problems could lead to a big decline in his popularity.  In addition, the company’s financial base has begun to erode, and it stopped paying its conservative web-hosting service RightForge back in March, meaning it now owes RightForge more than $1 million.  Payment disputes and a dwindling audience are fueling doubts about whether the former president’s Twitter clone can survive. What?  Trump is behind a failed business?  Say it isn’t so!  I just don’t get it; they had such a solid business model - using dark money provided by international crooks, shysters, and arms merchants - to finance a place where half-wits, conspiracy theorists, white supremacists, and other crackpots can gather to tell each other outrageous lies, spread hate, and defend the indefensible.  Now...

Republicans such as Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Tucker Carlson, Matt Gaetz, and Vern Buchanan are expressing outrage over President Joe Biden’s student loan forgiveness plan, which cancels a portion of student loan debt for the country’s middle-class students.   Meanwhile, many of these same Republicans received hundreds of thousands, with some even millions in PPP loans, which have been forgiven.   Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 forgiven, Matt Gaetz $476,000, Lauren Boebert $233,000, and Vern Buchanan had a whopping $2.3 million in government loans forgiven. OK, so let’s see here - Vern Buchanan is worth over $70 million, and his three car dealerships had at least $2.3 million in PPP loans forgiven. Hmmm, now what was that again about paying back loans, Vern?  Of course, I’m no math wizard, but it sure seems like Biden’s little $10K loan forgiveness thingy is kinda minuscule - next to your big, fat $2.3 million cash windfall.  Just sayin’. ...

The Dr. Oz Campaign has been on the receiving end of tons of mockery over a campaign video in which the doctor blamed the high price of “crudités” on Joe Biden, and then managed to mangle the names of the two grocery stores he visited in the video.   In response to the crudités mockery, the Oz Campaign issued a statement claiming that John Fetterman, Dr. Oz’s Democratic opponent for US Senate in Pennsylvania, might not have even had his stroke if he “had ever eaten a vegetable in his life.” OK, got it, doctor!  Sound nutritional advice from a snake-oil TV doctor who brags about being endorsed by Donald Trump, an orange specimen who basically lives on nothing but McDonald’s cheeseburgers, fries, and diet Cokes.  Now, not to sound critical, but perhaps Dr. Oz might concern himself a little more with what flows out of his mouth, rather than what goes into John Fetterman’s mouth. Of course, we all know that’s not very likely.  Campaign ads like Dr. Oz’s grocery sto...

Republican Senate hopefuls are getting crushed over the airwaves, as the National Republican Senatorial Committee’s campaign fund is quickly pulling ads and nearly out of cash.   This has many angry donors and campaign advisers asking “where all the money went?”   Especially, after months of touting record fundraising, topping $173 million so far this election cycle.   It seems Florida Sen. Rick Scott, who was put in charge of handling campaign spending, has been blowing through millions meant for Republican candidates for the US Senate.   Ironically, when he was CEO of Columbia/HCA about a decade ago, Rick Scott oversaw the largest Medicare fraud scheme ever committed in U.S. history, and his organization was fined $1.7 billion. Gee whiz!  You mean to tell me GOP “grifters got grifted?”  Say it isn’t so.  I mean, who could have predicted something like this?  Anyway, so let’s get this straight.  Republicans put a guy who oversaw the largest...

Kari Lake, MAGA election denier and winner of the Republican primary for governor of Arizona, has stirred up quite a bit of controversy after she endorsed Oklahoma legislator Jerrin Jackson in Oklahoma’s state senate race.   Jackson is considered a venomous homophobe and anti-semite, who has repeatedly made anti-Semitic statements such as "the Jews are evidence evil exists,” and “Jews will go to hell.”   He’s also said ”I am not beholden to Jews or any other group,”   and “I ain’t owned by Jews.”   In fact, his campaign slogan is " Choose Christ, Not Communism !”   In response to this controversy, candidate Lake sarcastically tweeted back about how this is yet another attempt by Libtards to try and prove “guilt by association.”  Well, to be completely honest - I think she’s right, they are.  That’s because, if I’m doing the math correctly, Lake not only associated with, but also “endorsed” a well-known anti-semite.  Therefore, I think there’s a p...

InfoWars host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has decided to suspend his long-time support for former president Donald Trump, and is now backing Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis in the 2024 presidential race, whom Jones claims is “way better than Trump.”   Jones explained that “I pigheadedly supported [Trump] a few years ago, even though I disagreed with his Warp Speed” program to develop the COVID vaccine, but he stuck with him because he felt anything would be better than Biden or Hillary.   Jones says he’s now supporting Ron DeSantis because "I can look in his eyes,” adding that “DeSantis is sincere!” OK, sure - but did you know that if you look directly into Donald Trump’s eyes for long enough, you can actually see the original recipe for Colonel Sanders’ secret sauce - so there’s that!  Even so, it’s no real surprise when a guy like Alex Jones, who makes his living by causing others to suffer pain and misery, could “look into Ron DeSantis’ eyes,” and really like what h...

NBC News is reporting that Boston Children's Hospital has been forced to issue a warning to its employees to be on guard for their personal safety due to a large volume of death threats targeting clinicians and other hospital staff, after conservative groups like “ LibsofTikTok” began spreading lies on social media that the hospital has been performing hysterectomies on children under the age of 17, if the kids simply state they're transgender.   In response, Boston Children's Hospital says they “do not perform any such procedures on children.” Smart move MAGAs, because nothing says “I’m a true patriot,” quite like threatening people who dedicate their lives working to save children - all because of “rumors” you’ve seen posted about them somewhere on the internet.  How can this happen you ask?  Well, it appears it all began when right-wing grifters realized what a gold mine there is out there, just by feeding insane conspiracy theories and lies to folks who apparently ...

Former Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's sister Ryann McEnany announced in a video on Twitter that she will soon be launching a new dating app, exclusively for MAGA conservatives which she calls “The Right Stuff.”   Ryann says the app will be “invite only,” and “there will be only two options, ladies and gentlemen,” so “you’ll never have to worry about pronouns.”   Women will not have to pay to use the app, but men will.   Ryann finished the ad by saying how sorry she was that MAGAs “had to endure years of bad dates with people who don’t see the world our way, the right way!” No kidding?  An actual dating app for MAGAs called “The Right Stuff?”  Gee, I can see their ad now, “Ladies, have you been looking for a man who truly believes you're inherently inferior, even if his IQ is only in the double digits?  Well, if you have, then you’ve come to the right place.  So, just sit back and relax, keep your mouth shut, and listen to whatever the hell h...

While reiterating her claim that the Democrat Party not only stole the 2020 election, but also has been continuously attacking President Trump for a full six years now, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) announced she will soon introduce “articles of impeachment” against U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland in the wake of the FBI's “raid” of Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate.   She is also calling for “defunding both the FBI and the IRS.” Now, let me guess what’s going on here.  I’m betting Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene would prefer we believe that Donald Trump was only just hiding those top secret documents, in order to prevent Hunter Biden from getting his grubby hands on them, so he could load them onto his missing laptop.  Like it or not, “that’s what you get for voting for Hunter Biden.” Or, better yet, how about Mr. Trump was actually hiding all the documents from the “deep state.”  Why, can you imagine the damage to our national security if organizations like...

The Washington Post reports explosive new information has been disclosed, indicating "Classified documents relating to nuclear weapons were among the items FBI agents sought in a search of former president Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Florida residence.”   The DOJ actually demanded this information earlier this year, but Trump failed to provide all of it, including the “classified nuclear weapons” documents.   Experts in classified information say this underscores deep concern among government officials about the types of information located at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club that could potentially be in danger of falling into the wrong hands. So, it turns out Donald Trump, a deeply in debt failed businessman who owes some really evil people lots of favors, was hiding “classified nuclear weapons documents” in his Mar-a-Lago basement.  Documents he refused to acknowledge or surrender when asked by the DOJ to do so last Spring.  Gee, nothing suspicious about that.  I mean, ...

Right-wing agitators with millions of followers have long insisted the time will soon arrive when violence will not only be necessary, but also be one’s patriotic duty in order to “save the republic.”   The FBI’s search at Mar-a-Lago for classified documents is now presented as that tipping point, an existential threat to the United States that true patriots must thwart and prepare for “civil war.”   Meanwhile, folks like Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz are calling for defunding the FBI, while one Florida legislator is demanding Florida law enforcement immediately arrest any FBI personnel within the state, and sever all ties with Federal law enforcement agencies. Of course, and to no one’s surprise, Donald Trump is claiming “nothing like this ever happened to another ex-president before,” which is basically true, but that’s only because nothing like a “President Donald Trump” has ever happened to America before.  I mean, how dare these law enforceme...

US Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga) went on Mike Lindell’s “Lindell TV” channel to describe how when she saw all those rioters in the Capitol Jan 6th, she thought “something is wrong here,” adding that “When it happened I thought this is Antifa, and no one can convince me that it was so-called Trump supporters.”   Greene then implied that after Republicans gain control of Congress in November, they will begin an investigation of the January 6th Committee members themselves.   I’ll tell you what, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lindell TV - now there’s two names you can trust!  That said, I think Rep. Greene may actually be onto something here, because nothing makes more sense than Democrats using Antifa to try to stop the certification of an election they won.   So, they mobilized Antifa to attack the Capitol, in an effort to stop Biden and ensure Donald Trump would remain president for the next four years.  Put another way, “Let’s riot, because we’re mad as hell ...

Residents of Jamestown Township in Michigan overwhelmingly voted down a ballot measure to fund their local library, after Christian Nationalists frightened residents by warning the library contains dangerous books that are sympathetic to LQBTQ culture.   The Christians claimed that simply by having LQBTQ-themed books on their shelves, demonstrates how the library is actually grooming kids to become gay.   In fact, the library director resigned in the spring, citing harassment amid claims she was "indoctrinating" children.   Along this same line, speakers at the recent CPAC conference in Dallas said shutting down public libraries should become a top priority for all Christians and Republicans who are serious about preventing the spread of this “Godlessness” across the nation. Gee, what fun it must be, growing up in a town like that - surrounded by meatheads who are so proud of voting to close down their only library - and thusly ensuring they will become collectively even ...

Prime Minister Viktor Orban, Hungary’s fascist leader who recently complained about Europeans having babies with people of other races, saying we don't want to create a "mixed-race world,” was invited to speak at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Dallas, where he delivered a stinging anti-LGBTQ attack on same-sex marriage and same-sex families, demanding same-sex couples must "leave our kids alone.”   The anti-immigrant Orban then added that Ukrainian refugees coming across the borders from the northeast are fine, but people coming in from the south aren’t, because those people are coming from "other civilizations.”   That speech was widely decried as right out of the “Nazi playbook,” even by one of his top aides - who immediately resigned. Nevertheless, attendees say Prime Minister Orban’s speech was constantly interrupted by thunderous applause from the CPAC audience.  Well sure!  Hell, Hitler could have probably gotten a standing ovation at t...

Multi-millionaire and MAGA Republican Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, is calling for making both Social Security and Medicare “discretionary programs.”  This “reform” would basically dismantle both programs, by making them vulnerable to yearly “budget fights” and eventual defunding.  That would pave the way for Republicans to finally realize their half-century-old goal of eliminating two of the nation's most essential and popular social safety nets. Gee whiz, Republicans have really been quite busy these days.  First, they succeeded in relegating women to property status, then they stabbed veterans in the back, and now I guess it’s time to start targeting old people.  Of course, if you’d ask Sen. Johnson and Republicans, they’d be quick to point out, “Why in the name of hell should we be forced to give Social Security and Medicare benefits to people, simply because they got old?  Hell, that’s not our fault!”   OK, got it!  Defund old people, by allowin...

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) told host Sebastian Gorka during a recent Newsmax interview, that if the Democrat Party is allowed to take away all your “AR-15s and your AK-47s,” we will end up like Venezuela where they started eating their dogs because the government took away their guns. Now, as many of you know, I’m often a critic, but this time I have to admit Ms. Boebert is right on the money!  Frankly, it kind of makes me wonder why no one else has ever thought about anything like this before.  In fact, word on the street has it that after learning about the Boebert interview, a helluva lot of dogs are asking themselves why they only have a bunch of useless, chewable rubber toys to play with, but no AK-47s.  Obviously, the only logical thing to do is immediately arm each and every American dog with an assault rifle, along with plenty of rounds of live ammo.  As for protecting the dogs of Venezuela, a quick solution might be for Rep. Boebert to consider sending so...